no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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