My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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