Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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