it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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