Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
The adults are the big ones right?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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