i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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