stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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