Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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