Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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