She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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