he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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