He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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