Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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