giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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