My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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