i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
