At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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