Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
