Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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