I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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