How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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