And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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