Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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