Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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