I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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