i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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