so let's talk penis.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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