thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just high enough for therapy.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I party with great urgency now.
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