I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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