I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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