I got chris browned last night
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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