I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I would fuck him just for his dog
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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