ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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