super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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