This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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