I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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