The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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