I'm jealous of your bromance
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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