bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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