The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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