I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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