he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Mom said you looked used
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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