Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
