I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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