I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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