She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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