his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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