she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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