Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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