You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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