Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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