just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
